Be a bad ass with a good ass
“If someone tells you you’re not beautiful, turn around and walk away. So they can have a view of your fabulous ass.”
“Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes… So kiss my fat glorious ass.”
“If you don’t appreciate a nice ass, something is wrong with you.”
Sometimes I feel really down. But then I remember I have a nice big round ass and I feel happy again!
‘The best curve on a girl is her smile… just kidding, look at that ass!’